Shifty Printer
We installed an new office copier/printer last week. Today User comes to me saying it isn't working right - its cutting off the tops of page.
I ask if it was a print job or copy job and User gets furious - of course its a print job I'm told or they wouldn't have asked me.
I look at the document and user has margins set too small for the new printer. User would have none of it. The printer is shifting when its printing! I'm told.
I then explain that since it is a different printer user should expect some differences in what print area it will handle. I then say by simply adjusting the top margin by less than 1/8 of an inch the problem would be solved.
Nope - user refuses because the old printer would print it fine.
Making one last attempt I create an Word document - remove all margins and fill the entire page with a black rectangle and send it to the printer. It comes out with a white frame around it as I expected. I bring it to User and show it - even matching it up with their document..
Sad to say this didn't do anything to convince User... again was told the printer is shifting the paper incorrectly. I left shaking my head in bewilderment.
Comment: Believe What You See
I had a friend in the drapery business. One day he splurged on a laser-guided, digital level. With that he figured he could prove to customers when something was hung straight. Customers would not believe the device. But get a level with a bubble and they believed it immediately.
With this user you may not have been able to win. Maybe someone they trusted more would be able to explain it to them (like trusting the bubble over the laser).
One other thing you could try, although it doesn't work with all printers and programs, is the print preview function.
Comment: Nothing beats the facts...
In your place I would have the user send the job about which he was complaining to the printer while I am there to see it.
Mark my words, this is what you wouldl see:
Scenario a - most likely to happen:
1 - The print job will successfully complete;
2 - You will be accused of fixing it behind the scenes just to make the user look stupid - you know, the usual "you did something, what did you do?" question;
Scenario b - also possible:
1 - You will duplicate the problem, but the solution is as you described long ago;
2 - User will get an instructional session on how to adjust printer margins and still complain that you did not fix it but left user to do your job;
Scenario c - the "never doubt users' creativity" one:
1 - It was, after all, a copy job - but since the user is doing it on a "printer" ou are still wrong and the problem is with "printing".
Comment: the point?
It seems that all of your scenarios are *still* lose-lose situations. Since it was already a lose-lose situation, I don't see why you would trouble yourself more with this user to obtain the same result.
Am I missing your point?
Comment: The point is: CYA
Users of those types I enumerated are the ones who will get to management with a complaint.
At least you will have done "all you can" to solve the problem, and the user will have to agree that you did what you were supposed to do.
To thrwo hands up in the air and give up is not what a good professional should do, even when it is clear that the "customer" will make sure you lose.
Comment: Here's how you handle it
Since you've already tried to do it the right way (educate the obstinate user), have them save the document to a network location that you can access, or email it to you. Then *you* make the margin adjustments and print it to the new printer. If it's saved on the network, save the corrected document.
Then show the correctly-printed document to he user (preferably with his supervisor present), tell him "it prints fine for me, what are you doing to make it print incorrectly?" and let him try to figure it out.
After all, you did *try* to do the right thing. And since no good deed goes unpunished, you need to counter-act that good deed with an evil one, for which the Universe will reward you.
Comment: No Point in trying to pull the jacka$$ to water...
I suppose if you could get the user to show you the doc. on their PC, and have them print a preview you could show them why it is printing wrong, then adjust the doc., repeat preview and show them what you were trying to get across to them earlier?!
But honestly, some people will not believe you no matter what you tell them because they're just so certain you're a fool who doesn't know your job and they're trying to beat the point into you that it's the printer and not them.
These type people you should just tell them, "if you're not going to listen to my expert advice, then don't bother wasting my time again".
CAPTCHA: NUGNAV: Ted Nugent trying to give you directions.
"A Bad Day On Vacation Trumps A Good Day At Work."
Comment: I'm not very surprised
That person sounds like what i think of as "Voodoo Users". They learned how to do it one way, umpteen years ago and are extremely resistant to changing their old method to keep up with changes in the environment.
Since Win is the most common office environment I'm surprised that the printer driver is not identifying the problem before the print job goes. In my experience I get message to the effect that one or more margins exceeds printable area, do you want to fix it before printing. So, is it possible that you have not installed the specific driver for the new printer, or the user is not using it? Many printers will support generic drivers that may not meet all of the specifications, such as printable margins, of the new printer.
Secondly, as others have noted, this type of (l)user is also often a whiner, complaining to anyone and everyone that you aren't supporting them adequately. So, on the theory that the best defense is a strong offense, I would document the whole problem, your response and hand it to your manager as soon as possible. This way, when his manager (or some other manager) comes to him with the complaint he is already aware of the situation and knows all about it. He can answer the complaint immediately and fully, no equivocation or delays. That way he is not surprised and not put on the spot, so he won't be P.O'd with you, and the person will be "pleasantly surprised" at his awareness.
Comment: Just this guy?
If it is just the one ill-formatted document for one user then reformatting is the logical solution.
If it is a company approved locked down form, or hundreds of forms, with thousands of users, then maybe getting a printer with a larger print area is an easier path.
Or perhaps the document(s) should still be reformatted anyway so that they can be printed on any printer now and forever.
Perhaps elevating the issue to management explaining the choices: Buy new printer or reformat document(s)?
Comment: Fix the problem
I'm not a windows guy but isn't there an equivalent to a ppd file in cups that you can use to make adjustments to margins? It would seem to me that making the printer work just like the old one would be a better solution.




Comment: Shifty printer
Another anal retentive user.
Me, I would have taken the user's manual, and thrown it at that (l)user, and told him to RTFM about printable area.
(sarcasm tone="vindictive")
If that fails to work, then I would drag the (l)user out to a nearby fire hydrant. Then take the caps off one of the hose connections, and jam that (l)user's butt over the open connection. Then open the valve up all the way. Maybe then, that (l)user will realize that he (or she) is full of ****, and listen when someone offers advise.
(/sarcasm)
Sorry, but I did not mean to go F L U F, but I have had to deal with such an ID10T. In our case, I just had to point to the fire hose in the warehouse, with a "**** eating grin" on my face. (L)user got that message.