Sinking Projects
Email Problem
Back at the office, what some may call a... technical epidemic. Everyone seems to be having a problem with their emails and so they're not getting their mail from coworkers and the boss. We've been doing a lot of tests and even somethings we knew didn't have anything to do with it. Could you help out?
...read moreExcuses not to pay
Lame excuses no to pay: this is one of the reasons so many of us who freelance try to avoid home users in particular, and small businesses of whom we have no knowledge.
...read moreWe must be safe from everything, INCLUDING SPACE!!!
I wasn't sure how to categorize this one.
Working at a SMALL private college, a couple years ago I get "invited" to be on a Business Continuance committee with a monthly meeting schedule (what to do in case of disasters and how to mitigate damage and respond). The meeting was boring as expected until one of the people at the meeting (who has been getting more and more concerned about every possible thing that could happen to us as the meeting progressed) asks ...
...read moreUmmmm... yah... let me talk to someone else...
This happened to me just a few days ago. Our company deploys hardware from one particular hardware vendor, and we use scripts to do automated configuration of the hardware. There is a new hardware version that is going into place and I was experiencing some issues with a removable hard drive device. So I decided to use our company's "Premier" support contract, and contact the OS Vendor.
...read moreGoing, going, Gone
A number of years ago I was working for an ERP company in charge of all technical services; training, installation, implementations, etc. With the sale and pre-implementaion meetings complete, I drove from Chicago to Milwaukee with the assigned consultant to load the software and begin the training.
...read moreMaternity matters...
One of our programmers became pregant. With many months before she was due to go out on maternity leave, a message was sent to India: Send us a programmer!
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Said programmer arrives and she gets to work, talking with the current programmer, getting up to speed so she can take over the project.
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During one lull while waiting for a compile to complete, the two women started chatting:
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Kiss of Death
A project I was co-leader on was nominated for a prestigious award within the company, and won while still considered to be in the acceptance phase. Shortly thereafter, the sponsors were lost during a managerial shakeup, and my co-workers on the project jumped ship.
...read moreClammy website
The VP of Marketing came into my office last week asking for support in building a new branding site for the company. In the past, Marketing outsourced this on their own without involving IT so I asked if we could get existing source code to jumpstart the new development.
...read moreWe can't meet demand so lets cut staff
This company opened a new division to help home owners facing foreclosure renegotiate their loans with the banks.
Demand was very high and they pumped the hard sell with cold calls. They brought in sales with no regard as to whether they had enough processing staff to handle the load.
The endian war
This is something I'm struggling through, and of course I have to get thrown in right at the end and of course I have to fix it.
So we have a 2D barcode format that stores answers to questions--sort of like a verification step to a form. For a particular kind of multiple-answer question we store the information bit-wise.
Half of our readers expect answer 1 in this format to be the MSB.
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